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Non-Magic Missile T-Shirt

$28.45 AUD

Are you running low on spell slots?
Tired of enemies making their saving throws? Has your wizard once again discovered that Fireball doesn't solve quite as many problems as advertised?

Then it's time to try NON-MAGIC MISSILE!

No components! No concentration! No complicated incantations! Just point toward the source of your adventuring difficulties and introduce them to the latest advancement in high-velocity problem solving.

Featuring:

  • Long-range casting!
  • Area-of-effect problem solving!
  • Absolutely zero spell slots required!
  • Works even in anti-magic fields!*
  • And that unmistakable KABOOM! your party has come to expect!

So the next time your party asks, “Wizard, do you have anything left?”

Smile confidently and tell them:

“I CAST NON-MAGIC MISSILE.”

Perfect for tabletop gamers, dice goblins, exhausted spellcasters, and anyone who believes sometimes the best magical solution is aggressively non-magical.

*Non-Magic Missile is not actually a spell. Please consult your Dungeon Master before introducing military-grade equipment into a fantasy campaign. Roadside Miniatures is not responsible for angry dragons, collapsed dungeons, singed party members, or international incidents resulting from improper casting. Batteries not included.

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Non-Magic Missile T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide these measurements. Note that there might be a discrepancy of up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare these measurements with a similar item you own by measuring it at home.

A Length

Start measuring from the base of the collar at the top of the garment (at the highest shoulder point) down to the bottom edge of the item.

B Width

Measure from one side seam under the sleeve across to the opposite side seam.

C Sleeve length

Begin at the middle of the back collar, extend the tape along the shoulder seam, and follow down to the end of the sleeve cuff.

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