Dungeon Fire Prevention 101

€17.58

Every adventuring party should have a fire safety plan.

Ours is pretty simple:

Step 1: Identify the wizard.
Step 2: Kill the wizard first.
Step 3: Congratulations! You've dramatically reduced your chances of an uncontrolled dungeon fire.

Featuring our exceptionally qualified owlbear fire marshal demonstrating proper adventuring safety procedures, this shirt is perfect for D&D players, tabletop gamers, habitual fireball casters, and anyone who's ever watched the party wizard solve a minor inconvenience with an alarming amount of fire.

Remember:

Only YOU can prevent dungeon fires.

šŸ”„ Kill the wizard first.

Select color: Black

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.